You're completely useless in the revolution.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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