Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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