no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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