This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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