i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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