he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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