As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize