its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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