I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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