OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is Oprah even human
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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