You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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