Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
