How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's blow job season.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I had to cum in my sink.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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