Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
