We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
either way he was missing a nipple.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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