I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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