How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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