Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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