I think im going to throw up on grandma
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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