I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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