so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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