The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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