Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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