i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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