I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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