I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she told me i tasted like america
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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