question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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