Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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