After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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