so that wasnt chicken after all
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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