Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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