it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i dont even know how to be here
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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