I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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