dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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