champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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