1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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