Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
operation have a gay friend backfired
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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