You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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