i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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