I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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