Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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