My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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