Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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