In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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