I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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