I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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