next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Randomize
