Dual....:-)
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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