I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Come see our sink grown plant.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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