So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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