Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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