I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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