do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's great music for shaving your balls
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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